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A Real Infomercial I Actually Saw

Hey guys! Wanna cure your cancer with some arbitrary bullshit food you probably have lying around the house? Well then, read on! Even if you don’t have cancer — this shit’ll give you super powers, dumbass!

One Breath

the song of angels cascades across the clearing skies tearing apart the towers of the elder gods and the debtor’s prison of our three headed masters while the rubble falls down upon the heads of priests who raise a hand in disgust with the other one pocketed clutching at nothing having faith that its something […]