Out Of The Cave
Game Reviews
I’ve had an idea in my head that I’d like to share with you guys, and I would like some feedback, if you’ve got any. Lots of my favorite online writers have a section devoted to game reviews, and getting an in depth review from a good, non-paid writer (at least, not paid to write video game reviews) can always be a helpful, eye-opening experience.
What I’d like to do is review games as well, here on HiImMaxIWrite, but with my own sort of twist: I’d review them like books. Read the rest of this entry »
Rainbow
A sonnet. A prelude. An infuriating attempt at formatting through wordpress. Read the rest of this entry »
Viridian Hero Part 2: Inescapable Destiny
So I wrote another installment of my awful parody Pokemon fanfiction Viridian Hero. If you are the type to be offended by anything, then don’t read this. If you are a child, don’t read this. If you’re a middle aged conservative housewife set in your ways, don’t read this. You have been warned.
Viridian Hero: Part One
So I took it upon myself to attempt to write fanfiction — but only in the sense that it’s fiction based upon something of which I am not the creator, and is by all means a parody there of. I absolutely cannot stand the “Pokemon Fanfiction Scene” for various understandable reasons that I don’t think need to be said, all things considered.
The story centers around the old man in Viridian City from Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow who will not let the player pass until he has his coffee, and then proceeds to teach the player how to catch Pokemon (which is a basic fundamental feature of the game). That’s the entirety of his existence. My story is about his bad day, and how it just gets worse and worse.
So without further delay, I present to you the first part in my (most likely not) ongoing Pokemon Fanfiction, Viridian Hero! And just a forewarning, it’s not for the faint of heart. There’s plenty of over-the-top profanity
Some Silent Protagonist
B-b-b-bustin down the walls and breaching through the castle;
storming up the stairs like I’m some kind of asshole
With one push of a button I’ve the power to enthrall
Beating these monsters up and down the hall
Not breaking a sweat; and saying nothing at all
Stop
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Digimon, Digital Champions! Digimon are… real?
No! They aren’t! What do you mean, “Of course Digimon aren’t real, Max, why is this even relevant?” Well, unfortunately, it is — even in this day and age — entirely relevant. There is a large community adamant in the belief of “Digimon” and their existence.
For all of you in the dark, “Digimon” was one of the few quick-cash-in clones of Pokemon to be moderately successful. For all of you who don’t know what Pokemon is… Read the rest of this entry »
Australia, I repute your bannings.
And in turn, I welcome my own. Read the rest of this entry »
Second Dreamland Chapter Draft
Here it is, the second chapter of Dreamland. I’ve done some editing, but I feel like the beginning is pretty weak, but also that the chapter gets better as it goes along. I tried not to overdo my scenes, but I think that in doing so, some of them might be lacking. I’d appreciate some input. Without further delay, here it is! Here’s a direct link to the properly formatted, easier to read text. Read the rest of this entry »
Dreamland Chapter Two Draft Complete
Okay, I finally did it: I pushed it into overdrive, pulled an all nighter, and finished my first(ish) draft of chapter two. I introduce a big main character and everything. Now, if this is an incoherent post, then I apologize in advance; like I said, I’m coming off of an all nighter. I’m going to do a bit of revision before I actually post what I have, if only to save face. But expect it soon, because it IS done. I closed my word processor, but I believe the chapter was somewhere in the range of 8000 words, which translates to something around 32 pages of a book.
Check back soon!
-Max
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